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About Me Member Nude Photographer MajorSztosMale/Poland Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Sun Oct 22, 2006, 12:09 AM
Have you:

Kissed someone on your top friends?
Yes.

Ever told a lie?
Yes.

Video taped yourself having sex?
No.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yes.

Been arrested?
No. :D

Kissed a picture?
Yes.

Slept in until 5 PM?
Ses

Fallen asleep at school?
Yes.

Held a snake?
Yo.

Ran a red light?
Yes.

Been suspended from school?
No.

Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?
No.

Sang karaoke?
Yes.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes.

Kissed in the rain?
Yes.

Sang in the shower?
Yes.

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No.

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes.

Broken a bone?
No.

Shaved your head?
Yes.

Slept naked?
Yes.

Blacked out from drinking?
Yes.

Played a prank on someone?
Yes.

Had a gym membership?
No.

Felt like killing someone?
Yes.

Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
No.

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No.

Shot a gun?
Yes.

Tripped on mushrooms?
No.

Donated Blood?
Yes.

Eaten cheesecake?
Yes.

Still like someone you shouldn't?
No.

Have a tattoo?
No.



And I tag nobody. Do it if you want to.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Poland
  • Interests: Guns Cars Girls Photography Blood Gotycyzm
  • Favourite movie: Apocalypse now, Pulp Fiction
  • Favourite band or musician: Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Jazz, Blues, HardRock, Jungle, Lounge, Funky
  • Favourite artist: Chagall
  • Favourite poet or writer: Machiavelli, Nietsche
  • Favourite photographer: Mazur Skrebneski i paru innych
  • Favourite style of art: Hard-style
  • Operating System: shitty XP
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: .50 Browning Machine Gun
  • Wallpaper of choice: sexy
  • Skin of choice: black
  • Favourite game: Life
  • Favourite gaming platform: me
  • Favourite cartoon character: Shifty
  • Personal Quote: Nie mów co myślisz, myśl co mówisz.
  • Tools of the Trade: Desert Eagle .50

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:iconruhra:
Hello, mr Major.
i`m jus thrilled... seein You on DA.
Fuckin amazing. Let me watch You.
:iconkurotokage:
Dzięki za watcha :)
:iconmajorsztos:
To sama przyjemność :)

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